Apple Fritter

Oh darling, my darling
Have you ever been apple picking?
Put on your autumn sweater
Let’s head on down to Southington

We’ll pick Galas and Honeycrisps and Golden Delicious
And we’ll bake a delicious apple pie, you and I

You remind me of an apple fritter
You’re warm and soft and sugary
And I could save dessert for later
but I just really want you now

Oh darling, my darling
Have you ever been to a pumpkin patch?
So put on your autumn sweater
Let’s head on down to Southington

Pick a small one, pick a big one, pick a tall one, pick a short one
And we’ll bake a delicious pumpkin pie, you and I

You remind me of an apple fritter
You’re warm and soft and sugary
And I could save dessert for later
but I just really want you now

You remind me of an apple fritter
you’re warm and soft and sugary
but I ate up all the apple fritters
Guess I’ll have you instead